January 2011
133 posts
“Children begin by loving their parents; as they grow older they judge them;...”
– Oscar Wilde
How to Keep Your Girlfriend Happy →
One & Only. Your girlfriend should be your one & only. Make her feel special, k guys ? You’re lucky to have her even if she’s lucky to have you too. We know there are prettier out there but we like feeling as if we’re the only beautiful one in your eyes, & the only one you see.
“Ladies first.” No. That rule doesn’t apply to communication. Don’t wait for her call, text, IM,...
You know those moments where you receive a lovely...
I SPENT LIKE FIVE MINUTES STARING AT THIS.
it alternates slapping hands when you look @ the face but when you look @ the hand that’s not moving .. ONLY ONE HAND SLAPS. mindfuck.
Keyboards for all situations
Grandma
Masturbation
Paper due in the morning
This is hilarious.
GENIUS!
I'd slap you, but bitch that would be considered...
Watch
AWESOME
